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[Theattack(training2)]

LEARN ENGLISH

You have no respect for the English Language. And don't EVEN try to be "It's the hardest language", BULLSHIT, try learning Romanian. Don't even say "It's the language of the slave-masters", BULLSHIT, the Anglicans (The British for those of you less informed), were slaves to the Vikings, Romans, and Germans for hundereds of years, a LOT longer than they were slave masters.

BESIDES THAT, you have no respect for yourself. You obviously put effort into it, but no thought. There's no story, no real characters, no real anything. It was very evident you just winged the dialouge. It sounds like it was written by an eight year old.

Dxkpower responds:

dont give me any of your bullshit lesson about english!first off i forget to do my spell check i admit it second!wtf i dont care about romains and shit!!!another thing english is easy to learn i am i dont care about nything els this i a verry oldmovie of mine so calm down just cuz i forgot my fucking spell check god!

[The Philosophy of Liberty]

Wow

Never seen anything like it.

[(2004)Kolors OfKlayCity2]

AHAHAHAHA

I love the running jokes!

...go away, I'm doing something.

At first the dialouge and voice acting seem amaturish and poorly thought-out, but after a while you realize how GENIUS it is! I hear tale of a DVD. Where can I BUY IT? I may not have enough money for groceries this month, but I'll sell my kidney if I can get that.

I had other praise, but I forgot it.

Knox responds:

go to my site, KnoxsKorner.com :)

[Don't Blink V2+]

Wow

The drawings and animation were surprisingly Synj Style, but with this whole grunge feel to it. Looked like something from an acid trip. I liked it intellectually. But I shan't be watching it again.

[Moonlight]

Does not deserve the praise

As a flash cartoon, you have mastered animation, and you have not cliched the action, which is a massive feat.

However, I feel that people are neglecting to point out that there was no explanation to the characters. This seemed to be the end of a saga, and the backhistories of the characters MUST be explained for this movie to deserve all the praise it is getting.

If we looked at this as a movie, and it was being compared to to a hundered other short films, you'd be lucky to get 70th place. I feel the connection between the centaur, the main character, the pixie, and the king need explaining. The graveyard warriors had no reason to be there.

My suggestion is make a prequel. Explain the people. Otherwise it's just so much violence backed by superb animation. But there needs to be plot.

[Whiny Superstars vol. 1]

Haha

Actually made me laugh out loud! Squeegee was hilarious. And while I myself don't play, I understand the exact same thing in everything else I do. Always some poor bitch trying to shift blame.

Keep it up! I like your shit already!

[Kayo Mata [ I ]]

Damn Fine

The graphics didn't soar, but you made up for it in story, style, and music. The music was well-chosen and original. The story is a new twist on an old cliche. And the style was a very metropolitan anarchal future.

I look forward to #2!

[Bladed Revenge Volume 1]

Oh God

Everyone wants to be a cool action star nowadays. Too bad this was poorly animated, unoriginal, uninspiring, and a total ripoff of everything else ever made.

The violence was nothing new and uninteresting

The villans were well drawn in the beginning, but the heros looked retarded (what the hell was that thing in the guy's mouth?)

The music was the over-used "Duel Of The Fates" from Star Wars: Episode One. Very unclassy.

Overall a waste of time.

N1TE-L1TE responds:

Dude Im sorry but you sound like a freakin nerd. "unclassy"? who the hell uses unclassy in a review of music. anyway I do respect your opinion but its my first work. Was yours any better? do you even have a post?

[Bitey of Brackenwood]

O_O

You are quite capable of winning awards for your work. The plot seemed introductory, but it still managed to stand on its own.

And the squeegly yellow guy was awesome