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... Where's Sonic? And who are those sprites?

I've played and beaten every Sonic game for the Sega Genesis ever released - yes even Flickies Island and Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine. And this... doesn't seem to have anything to do with any of them except that all of the characters are re-painted sprites from those games.

I'm not familiar with either title - Cosmic or SSW2 - and assume they're titles of flash serials.

Here's my breakdown review: The idea of a deathmatch tournament hasn't been new OR exciting since Dragonball came out in the 80s. This is hindered by the fact that there is no character development, meaning I don't really care about the outcomes of the battles.

The few characters that even dialogue have hackneyed archetypical anime lines that make little sense. All of the characters struck me as stereotypes. Two - a male and female hedgehog - are the stereotypical he-man and you-think-I'm-weak-but-I'll-show-you-
even-though-I'm-still-sweet girl. Another two unrelated characters simply seemed depressed and irritable without any real cause.

The dialogue was shoddy to say the least. Some real gems like this caught my attention:

"I'll go as far as I think I need to stop. The guy I'm fighting doesn't look so tough... and hey.. if you stay here with me."

I believe all native English speakers will balk at this. The author seems to have trouble with periods, using them often where commas would go and creating fragments and incomplete sentences galore. This really detracts from the watchability.

Finally we come to the actual combat.

The first fight scene was... confusing. There didn't seem to be any laws of physics, and the scenes kept changing randomly. And I have no idea where the bucket of acid came from nor what it actually DID. The powers exhibited by the characters weren't consistent nor did they really interest me.

The second fight was admitted by the author to be crap. I can't attack it - he admitted it! It wasn't bad, at least it made sense, but it wasn't great.

The third fight was INTERESTING! Honestly, the characters had powers and weaponry that has not been overdone in this genre, and played off of each other in interesting ways. The winner of the battle was a character who could shrink. A good idea. But I have to admit I liked it better the first time when he was called Ant Man.

Or Micromax.

Or Goliath.

Or the Wasp.

You know.

Overall, the writing and story killed this animation. Good ideas and a medium level of flash skill were overwhelmed by a completely underwhelming plot and slipshod dialogue.

Arnas responds:

"I'll go as far as I think I need to stop. The guy I'm fighting doesn't look so tough... and hey.. if you stay here with me."

That's not exactly what he said.

If you're wondering why there was random stuff going on in the battle. It's because it was a nightmare and nightmares are unexplainable, distorted and weird.

I never watched DBZ so I don't know anything. You should see my other episodes to see why the characters are depressed or the way they are. I'm sure many people who catch up with my flashes already know that. The reason I am making the not-so-new thing such as a tournament. It's because it's simply a battle between two series and I know that a lot of people like tournaments as well.

Cheers for the review though

I'm not rabid for Foamy, but...

This was poorly thought out and the sound was annoying, especially the really low quality version of "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" (it's not even a very good song to begin with.)

It's just not that fantastic.

GameSlave responds:

Ok.

Overall, I love it. Just a few Quibbles.

They kept referring to Palpatine as "The Emperor" before he was. They also knew he was Darth Sidious before anyone did.

You showed Darth Vader before he became Darth Vader.

A mysterious Sith? There can only be two Sith ever...

Brand-new-hero responds:

okay you niggly bit pointer outer - here's the scoop:

We know its sidious because its OBVIOUS sidious is sidious - we're playing on the fact the rest of the galaxy are dumb as planks for not puttin two and two together.

We show vader AFTER he's been made - the time difference is odd yes but its after he's been made. We were cuttin it close i grant u.

Yes there can only b two sith ever, but Assajj Ventress assumed she was sith even though she wasnt. Think of it like that.

Glad you liked the film anyway bud

LEARN ENGLISH

You have no respect for the English Language. And don't EVEN try to be "It's the hardest language", BULLSHIT, try learning Romanian. Don't even say "It's the language of the slave-masters", BULLSHIT, the Anglicans (The British for those of you less informed), were slaves to the Vikings, Romans, and Germans for hundereds of years, a LOT longer than they were slave masters.

BESIDES THAT, you have no respect for yourself. You obviously put effort into it, but no thought. There's no story, no real characters, no real anything. It was very evident you just winged the dialouge. It sounds like it was written by an eight year old.

Dxkpower responds:

dont give me any of your bullshit lesson about english!first off i forget to do my spell check i admit it second!wtf i dont care about romains and shit!!!another thing english is easy to learn i am i dont care about nything els this i a verry oldmovie of mine so calm down just cuz i forgot my fucking spell check god!

AHAHAHAHA

I love the running jokes!

...go away, I'm doing something.

At first the dialouge and voice acting seem amaturish and poorly thought-out, but after a while you realize how GENIUS it is! I hear tale of a DVD. Where can I BUY IT? I may not have enough money for groceries this month, but I'll sell my kidney if I can get that.

I had other praise, but I forgot it.

Knox responds:

go to my site, KnoxsKorner.com :)

Oh God

Everyone wants to be a cool action star nowadays. Too bad this was poorly animated, unoriginal, uninspiring, and a total ripoff of everything else ever made.

The violence was nothing new and uninteresting

The villans were well drawn in the beginning, but the heros looked retarded (what the hell was that thing in the guy's mouth?)

The music was the over-used "Duel Of The Fates" from Star Wars: Episode One. Very unclassy.

Overall a waste of time.

N1TE-L1TE responds:

Dude Im sorry but you sound like a freakin nerd. "unclassy"? who the hell uses unclassy in a review of music. anyway I do respect your opinion but its my first work. Was yours any better? do you even have a post?

And if you do it, do it good Brutus. FEEL GOOD! LIKE A LITTLE MAN SHOULD

Age 34, Male

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Central Washington University

Seattle, WA

Joined on 7/30/04

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